Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Terry Nichols Wants More Fiber

Oklahoma City bombing conspirator Terry Nichols has been denied representation in a lawsuit against a federal prison, which he claims is causing him to “sin against God” because he doesn’t get enough whole grains and fresh food. He doesn’t enjoy the chronic constipation, bleeding, gas, and stomach cramps.”and hemorrhoids.

We were thinking, maybe the pistachios and Nestle’s cookies would help.