Wednesday, July 1, 2009

The Pointless Knife

What the United Kingdom lacks in gun crime, they make up for it with knives! Apparently 30% of United Kingdom murders are committed with knives with sharp points. So the solution is simple and it has opened our eyes. Three Great Britain doctors are calling for a ban on long pointed kitchen knives. Instead they suggest making non-stabby knives, claiming that these designer knives can still be effective in the kitchen without having stabby murderous potential.
I suppose the three doctors forgot that these knives still possess slashing murderous potential.