Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Miracle Whip - What's Wrong With You?

We don't use Miracle Whip for anything, we like heavy duty mayo.
So what do the brains behind Miracle Whip do?  They validate our instincts and doubts with the dumbest  ad campaign we have seen in quite a while.
Ever seen someone who is aging a little and they try to hard to be young?  That's what we have here, they try too hard with all this pretend “youthful energy.” 

Don't go unnoticed. Don't blend in. Don't be ordinary, boring, or bland. In other words, "don't be so mayo," "We will not try to blend in." "We are Miracle Whip, and we will not tone it down."
Does anyone know what any of that means?
What is Miracle Whip anyway?