Saturday, August 8, 2009

Obese Inmate Hides Gun in his Flabs of Fat

Houston Texas, where we expect big things.
An 500 pound inmate has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh.
Twenty-five-year-old George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol. The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday that Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs.
The big man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin. (maybe he ate it)

Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break at the county jail.
We can hear the call for the fat tax louder than ever.