Thursday, July 1, 2010

North Korea and it's mind-expanding, brain juice

The government of North Korea has declared the creation of a mind-expanding, brain juice called the ‘Super Drink,’ that will multiply brain hells and stop skin aging.
How great this must be for the regime, producing an anti-oxidation drink that “protects skin from wrinkles and black spots, and prevents such geriatric diseases as cerebral hemorrhage and brain infarction.
This concoction contains 60 types of “microelements” extracted from over 30 species of plants. This particular combination supposedly improves mental acuity and retention by “multiplying brain cells.”
No one has really explained how the juice does all of these wonderful things, but we don't just have to take North Korea's word on this.
Apparently the juice was well received by Chinese, German and other businessmen at a trade fair in Pyongyang last month. Plus they quoted company manager, Jong Song Ho, who testified that the juice “proved efficacious among workers of such industrial establishments as thermal power station and smeltery and at medical institutions.”