The Pear from Hell

We have our suspicions about this, but here goes.
A woman has finally spoken of her horror after opening a can of pears only to find the depths of Hell.
She claims one slice looked like the devil.
New Zealander Wendy McMahon, was shocked by the frightening face staring back at her.
You can see two slits for eyes, a nose, and a mouth containing buck teeth.
She said: "I thought, Oh my God, is that a face? It really kind of shocked me."
Wendy, posted the satanic photos of the pear on the internet.
The pear's manufacturer, Safeway Traders Ltd, assured Mrs McMahon that the automated manufacturing process in China made it impossible for a tampered evil pear to slip through.

The Chinese Farmer and the Divine Pear

After the story on image of Jesus on Mars, Cheetos and on the lid of Marmite, it seemed fitting to show you what a farmer has done with Buddha.
It's a technique, which took Gao Xianzhang six years to get just right.
He confines each piece of fruit in a plastic mold for a certain amount of time as it grows into a Buddha.

This unique Buddha idea has been like a blessing, people have been snatching up the pears, and at a price of $10 each Gao hopes the rest of the world will catch on too.

His next crop of Buddha's is expected to be somewhere around 10,000, and he plans to start shipping them to Europe.