Cannibals Everywhere

What a week for Cannibals.

Every now and then we share with you the latest cannibal events, but this week there are three stories, and honestly, it's the same old song and dance with these people.

You already know about the one in Miami and now there are two more.

Instead of the horrid details, above you can see the two newest cannibals.
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JAPANESE CHEF COOKS UP HIS OWN GENITALIA

22-year-old Mao Sugiyama (above photo) a chef in Tokyo,  had his entire genitalia surgically removed . . . then held a BANQUET where he cooked and served his own genitalia (see the photos below) as a gourmet meal.

The cost of the dinner was $250.  Six people actually took him up on the offer, and five actually showed up.  And yes, they ate his frank and beans, as it were. 

Since there’s no law against CANNIBALISM in Japan, it was on with the show, and the dinner was allowed.

As for us? We find chef Mao Sugiyama's meal selection hard to swallow.

Police shoot, kill naked man who was EATING A MAN'S FACE

One man has been shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face half eaten, by the naked man.

Police say a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.

Meanwhile, a woman also saw the incident and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.

The officer, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued his meal, the officer shot him.

The attacker failed to stop chewing even after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

The naked hungry man was killed and as you can see in the photo, laying face down on the pedestrian walkway.

The other man was transported to the hospital with critical injuries.

Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from "cocaine psychosis," the cocaine  drug-induced craze bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off. (and eat, just like zombies do)

Serbian Mafia killed rival, ate him for lunch in a stew

 

This is not something you'll find on the cooking channel, but it is something you may experience if you steal from the mafia.  

Mafia bosses Sretko Kalinic (left) and Luka (right) tortured and a killed a gang member then made a stew out of him, yes, a stew.

Serbian gangsters beat Milan Jurisic, 37, (photo below) to death with a hammer, skinned and boned him with a sharp knife then put him through a meat grinder.

This all happened in Madrid.

They made a macabre face mask out of his skin, cooked his flesh and ate him for lunch.

Later they threw the bones into the River Manzanares in the Spanish capital.

Fellow gang member Sretko Kalinic, nicknamed The Butcher, confessed to the crime after being arrested in the Croatian capital Zagreb last year.

 

Spanish officers this week found 50 bones in the river and located the house of horrors where the bloodbath was carried out.

Jurisic is thought to have betrayed his fellow gang members by stealing money from them.

Milan Jurisic was beaten to death with a hammer, skinned and boned him with a sharp knife then put him through a meat grinder

All of those involved in the gruesome Madrid murder are said to be members of the Zemun Clan, a mafia group from Belgrade.

 

Dutch Cannibalism UPDATE

Apart from being downright disgusting, the practice just may be illegal too. 

Some sources say that Valerio and Storm may be punishable under law. While cannibalism itself isn’t a crime under Dutch law, surgically removing meat from a healthy body without any medical necessity is illegal. 

We wanted some sort of evidence that human flesh was really removed for this broadcast, so we went looking around.

We found this photo of Dennis Storm (above photo) having his "assdectomy."