PETA'S very own Ronald McDonald, sometimes actor and comedian Andy Dick, has been charged with two felony counts of sexual abuse in West Virginia. Dick was arraigned Saturday afternoon and the court documents say he's accused of grabbing a bouncer's crotch and groping and kissing a male patron earlier in the morning at a bar in Huntington.
His bail is set at $60,000.
"Andy is stunned by these allegations and we are strongly denying any criminal conduct," Dick's attorney, Jeff Rubenstein, said in a statement.
PETA no longer needs to worry about the Michael Jackson butter statue, so now they are dressing up as chicken nuggets. Handing out “Unhappy Meals’’ outside McDonald’s to protest how the chain’s suppliers treat chickens.
“If kids knew how unhappy the chickens who are killed for Happy Meals really are, they’d lose their lunch,” said Tracy Reiman, executive vice president of PETA. “And if parents don’t want them to know, then the decent thing to do is to refuse to take them to eat there. McDonald’s is in danger of losing its next generation of customers if it doesn’t act to eliminate the worst abuses of chickens killed for its restaurants.”
PETA also spoofed the company’s happy meal with a press kit that included Ronald McDonald wielding a bloody knife, a ketchup packet filled with fake “blood,” a “dead’’ plastic chicken and a “McCruelty” T-shirt wrapped up like a chicken sandwich.
We can't help but think, if people knew how anything was made then they would not eat, drink, or wear anything.
Peta still hasn't explained the pain vegetables go through when they yank them out of the ground. What about those poor trees that are cut to the ground just so the PETA people have a roof over their heads?
In Andy Dick's best performance ever, yes, even greater than anything Tom Green has done and that's saying something, please watch and enjoy.