Alexander Lemke (see photo shoot above) is 20 years old and really stupid.
He broke into a neighbor's home, then he stole their 2005 Toyota Solara.
From there he went to a McDonald's drive-through window, and that's when the police were called. That's because Lemke tried to trade marijuana and prescription drugs for cheeseburgers.
Lemke was charged with grand theft of a motor vehicle, driving with a suspended license, and eight drug-related charges including possession of clonazepam, oxycodone, hydrocodone and alprazolam.