Serbian Mafia killed rival, ate him for lunch in a stew

 

This is not something you'll find on the cooking channel, but it is something you may experience if you steal from the mafia.  

Mafia bosses Sretko Kalinic (left) and Luka (right) tortured and a killed a gang member then made a stew out of him, yes, a stew.

Serbian gangsters beat Milan Jurisic, 37, (photo below) to death with a hammer, skinned and boned him with a sharp knife then put him through a meat grinder.

This all happened in Madrid.

They made a macabre face mask out of his skin, cooked his flesh and ate him for lunch.

Later they threw the bones into the River Manzanares in the Spanish capital.

Fellow gang member Sretko Kalinic, nicknamed The Butcher, confessed to the crime after being arrested in the Croatian capital Zagreb last year.

 

Spanish officers this week found 50 bones in the river and located the house of horrors where the bloodbath was carried out.

Jurisic is thought to have betrayed his fellow gang members by stealing money from them.

Milan Jurisic was beaten to death with a hammer, skinned and boned him with a sharp knife then put him through a meat grinder

All of those involved in the gruesome Madrid murder are said to be members of the Zemun Clan, a mafia group from Belgrade.

 

Pakistani woman kills husband - boils body

Boil boil toil and trouble.
Police have arrested a woman in the Pakistani city of Karachi because she killed her husband, then chopped his body into pieces and boiling him/them trying to get rid of the evidence.


Above photo: her cooking tools.

42-year-old Zainab Bibi (above photo) told authorities she killed her husband because he assault her 17-year-old daughter from another marriage, and she was boiling mad.


Bibi's landlord found her at the stove, cooking the flesh from her husband's arm and leg. Pictured, kitchenware from the scene is taken away for examination

She said she sedated her husband by mixing sleeping pills in his tea and strangled him with rope. She and her nephew allegedly cut up her husband and boiled the flesh.
Police say the neighbors complained about a bad smell coming from her home, so they investigated.
As a result they also arrested the nephew.

Ex model who killed and ate husband seeks parole

It happened 20 years ago...
A former model who killed, cooked and ate her husband 20 years ago is making an attempt for freedom next week.

Omaima Aree Nelson will! appear before a California parole board to plead for an early release from Chowchilla State Prison, where she is serving 27 years to life.

Nelson killed her 56-year-old husband, William Nelson, over Thanksgiving back in 1991, only after a month of marriage.
There's a photo of the happy couple below.



"It was the most gruesome case I saw," Former Costa Mesa Police Sgt. Bob Phillips said. "She did not seem like a person that was coherent."

At the time of her arrest, Phillips said, "Omaima Nelson is the most bizarre and sick individual I've had the occasion to meet. No one needs to look to the Dahmers of Milwaukee or the Hannibal Lecters of the screen. A new predator has emerged, named Omaima."

Nelson claimed at trial she had been abused and she killed him in their Costa Mesa apartment.

But want not, waste not, after murdering him, She boiled her husband's head on the stove and fried his hands in oil.

She once admitted, but now denies, dipping his body in barbecue sauce. Neighbors at the time said the garbage disposal was on for "a long time" and "constant chopping sounds" were coming from the home.
Of course we all know how much work cooking Thanksgiving weekend can be.

Nelson offered ex-boyfriends $75,000 to help get rid of some of the body parts, but no one was interested.
But on Dec. 2, 1991, she was arrested after police found trash bags containing human body parts in the couple's apartment and in the victim's Corvette.

Chef Wanted To Kill Wife Because he Loved Her

Hopefully, this is the last we'll hear of the celebrity chef, known as "Calorie Commando."
By now, most of you know the story he had cooked up, where  he would attend a party for his latest cookbook, "The Love Diet," while two homeless hitmen murdered his wife of 17 years.

The strange plan was ruined when the would-be killers went to the police.

What made the plot even stranger was what Juan-Carlos Cruz told police, he said he did it for love.

"Even though I was planning on whacking her, I'm very devoted. I know that's weird," Cruz told police when he was arrested.

Cruz said he wanted to spare his sweetheart the pain and despair of not being able to conceive a child after a decade of fertility treatments.

"His wife was brokenhearted and lamenting over the treatments. The defendant then said that this was a 'merciful' way to end her suffering."

Cruz was sentenced Monday to nine years in prison after pleading no contest, attempting to hire two homeless men to slash the throat of his wife.

Cruz said he and Campbell had spent more than $200,000 on failed fertility treatments and were deep in debt as a result.

Cruz, 48,  told police he had considered killing himself and his wife on Mother's Day because it was the most difficult holiday for her, but instead decided to live and hire someone else to kill her.
Police said Cruz gave the men 10, $100 bills that had been cut in half and said he would provide the other halves after the killing.
Police later found the remaining half-bills in Cruz's wallet.

For days, the homeless men communicated with Cruz on cell phones and in person to get instructions. The report said one of the men was given the key code to the couple's Westwood condominium and shown the location of surveillance cameras.

At this point, police detectives had Cruz under surveillance and videotaped him driving the man to the condo.

Cruz was concerned that his dogs not be harmed (only his wife) and gave the man treats to keep the animals quiet.
Cruz first discussed having his wife's throat slashed with a box cutter, the report said, but also suggested strangling her with her pantyhose to avoid a bloody mess.

But then he said, "If it ends up bloody, that's fine ... But I prefer not to have a mess."

Cruz told detectives he got the idea for his wife's death from a mystery novel but came up with the idea to cut the bills himself.

In a plea bargain with Cruz, prosecutors dropped a more serious count of attempted murder.
His lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holly, said Cruz will probably serve half his sentence because no violent crime was committed and he has no significant prior criminal record.

TV Chef Juan-Carlos Cruz sentenced to nine years in prison

Remember TV chef Juan-Carlos Cruz and the whole murder for hire plot to kill wife?

Well. he was sentenced to nine years in prison on a charge of soliciting homeless men to kill his wife.

Prosecutors had dropped a charge of attempted murder after he pleaded no contest in October.

The former Food Network host (who we hardly remember) was arrested by Santa Monica, Calif., police after two homeless men told them that Cruz wanted to hire them to kill his wife, Jennifer Campbell.

Cruz, will most likely serve half of the nine-year term, smiled and winked at his wife — who was seated in the front row of the courtroom during the sentencing appearance.

Jean-Francois Poinard: Missing French Chef Body Found in Freezer

She may have been his common-law wife or just his girlfriend, but either way, renowned French chef who was found dead in her freezer, and she is now under investigation for aggravated manslaughter.

Guylene Collober, 51, confessed to punching chef Jean Francois Poinard in the stomach during an argument.
She said he fell, hit his head and died.
Collober said she left the body in the bathroom (on ice) for three days before deciding to buy a freezer (see photo below) and she put his dead body in there.

During a night out, Collober told her daughter that “something unfortunate” had happened to him. Her daughter notified the police, who then raided her apartment  in Lyon, France.
When they arrived Collober burst into tears saying, “I think you’ll find what you’re looking for.”

The body of 71-year-old Poinard was curled up in a fetal position and covered with plastic bags inside a chest freezer.
“A full post-mortem examination will be carried out to discover the precise cause of death,” a police spokesperson said.
Collober is now suspected for aggravated manslaughter and, under French law, that could mean a harsher penalty for killing her common-law husband, which is treated as a more serious crime than killing another party. (we don't understand it either)

Earlier in the investigation Collober said that her boyfriend could have been murdered by the racketeers. But it needs to be noted that Collober was known to have pathological tendencies and was extremely possessive. She was narcissistic and given to violent episodes as well.

She had tried to keep the chef isolated from the world outside by not allowing him to interact with his family, friends or neighbors.

Collober is currently in custody and has confessed to keeping the body on ice until she could buy a freezer where she froze the body.

Lyon newspaper Le Progrès described Poinard as one of the city’s “great names” in gastronomy and said he represented the fourth generation of one of France’s “great cooking dynasties.”
“He was a passionate and exacting chef, but also a true ‘bon viveur’ who was as well liked out of the kitchen as he was respected inside it,” Le Progrès reported.

The Twists and Turns of Juan-Carlos Cruz

We are already tired of this guy, and now we're growing weary of his wife.
But the twists and turns are in the news, and until we can't stand it anymore, here's the latest:

Celebrity chef Juan-Carlos Cruz has gone to court

As a follow up to a celebrity chef we don't remember, Juan-Carlos Cruz has gone to court.
The story has even a stranger twist now...